My short political bit

Dear Red person,

In the spirit of national unity, I congratulate you on a hard-fought campaign. I hope all your dreams come true:

May your job be outsourced. May your daughter be impregnated, and even in a case of rape or incest, have to abort her fetus with a clothes hanger. May your son be drafted, forcing him to come out of the closet and move to a country where he has civil rights. May one of your parents die of a degenerative illness that will be cured by stem cell research, and the other by a semi-automatic weapon for which our founding fathers fought so hard.

Especially in a time of war, we must heal the treacherous wounds that result from the airing of competing values. I hope we can join together as we march backwards on the course of freedom.

May God continue to bless America and be exploited for electoral gain.

Sincerely,
Blue Person

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