Professor Faggot Q. Boredom's Lame-u-cational Cocksuckery

I am now convinced that some folks just get a thrill out of douchebaggery.

Why else would they act like this? When I ask you a specific question, do not give me the runaround for days on end, thinking I will not notice! When I hint at things to no end, do not whistle and look the other way! When I beg for you to stop putting up a front and start being yourself, do not claim ignorance and change the subject!

You're acting like a gigantic douchebag right now, and I will only tolerate such things for so long.

You'd better watch it or else I will... end up getting depres... oh fuck it, this is going nowhere.

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