It happened there and you'd better believe it stayed there

Allow me to hastily recap Vegas for you...

-American Airlines is nothing more than one gigantic shitball of an operation. This is why most of us chose to fly Southwest.

-When lodging in Vegas, I strongly recommend staying at The Imperial Palace. It's conveniently located in the new Strip, but is more affordable than the rest due to its older age. Just avoid the casino there, as the slots certainly are not loose and the cocktail waitresses are few and far between.

-When dining in Vegas, it's well worth the hike to Gold Coast for their awesome buffet. We tried several buffets, but the one at Gold Coast was by far the best.

-When gaming in Vegas, try Harrah's. We had the most luck there, and the drinks never stopped coming.

-When recreating in Vegas, drop by Tequila Joe's in front of The Imperial Palace for karaoke night. If you're lucky, like us, you'll meet a group of guys your age who invite you back to their room. If you're really really lucky, one of those aforementioned guys will proceed to finger your friend on her bed while you sleep on the bathroom floor with the rest of your friends. This, of course, will only occur after several rounds of exciting bathroom games such as Shower Curtain Toss and Toilet Seat Drop. Plenty of moaning and giggling will entertain those of you trapped in the bathroom.

-When roaming around in Vegas, avoid the Bell Trans shuttle. They just suck.

-When planning your Vegas adventure, be sure not to book your trip during a long weekend full of rain and snow. Seriously.

-When hoping to mack with your online boyfriend in Vegas, avoid relying on devian's services, as his ride is not always reliable.

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