Balloons, Bling, and Hot Bitches

The only thing I have to say about the election is this: I knew all along that Bush would win.

On a brighter note, this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time:
"With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started."

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